Derek D's Belmar Beach Labor Day Special - 09/01/2008

The Alfa 8C Competizione, got money also cannot buy...

Holy Wow, my eyes are melting. This is why the Jersey Shore is amazing/ghastly. While a Jersey native (Clifton, please take a bow), I've virtually sworn off the entire shore, save for a select few beaches where I am likely to neither come across any "guidos" or thuggish 16-year-olds, or, for that matter, any people from my high school graduating class. Think I'm kidding? The dude in this video whom Derek interviews on the beach, lying in a beach lounge chair, who says his dream ride is a 1930's Jaguar or something? We graduated from CHS together. The Jersey shore is a drawn-out high school reunion, spread out across 200 miles of sandy beaches, which takes place each and every summer. You WILL run into someone you know, and you WILL have that awkward "Soo... What've you been up to?" conversation which fledgling misanthropes such as myself so dread and try our best to avoid at all costs. While I'd love to say I enjoyed this episode, I think I'll hold back the compliments... And, in a gesture which is only fitting given the sort of ambivalence the Jersey Shore elicits, I'm going to pound a Natty Ice through a beer bong this morning, both in solidarity with my fellow Jersey Shore youth who converge upon these beaches seeking sun, romance and inebriation (often all at once), but also because nothing now can clean this stain of shame, this collection of snap-shot memories of underage kegstands in shady motels and hormone-fueled sexual debauchery... No, nothing can clean it away, but perhaps this 75-cent can of mediocre American lager rushed into my stomach might just help numb it all away, down into a deeper state of latent cognitive activity... Even if only temporarily. (By the way, this video could've been much worse -- Derek D. could've done his field research in Sleazside Heights!)

HAHA! DD I love it. Love Belmar for the ladies, hate it for the douche bag guidos. Let me just say that not all the guys in Jersey pop their collars and look as retarded as those guys. I don't understand what makes them think they're so cool when everyone is just laughing at them.

umm... derek d, prancing around like an idiot isn't gonna get you or your cobalt anywhere. get a real car. nonetheless, i enjoyed watching you act like yourself.

A little silly. The guidos were funny. I was waiting for the one to say Countach!

DD you sell you

Funny... lol @ fist pumping

Haha

hahah awesome show. makes me wanna check out belmar haha

Yo Derek out mackin the ladies...just too bad none of them knew what you were talking about!!

Funny episode. Good Job DD for throwing yourself out there and stirring it up. Wish you guys showed a few rides out there and talked to the owners about them....but its ok. Good job.

wow shiny. seriously - they had rubbish cars there. next time go to Greenwich (sp?) less fist pumping more cars.

One out of three's not bad for the D. As the referee said to the sliding runner: "Your in!" Great ep. Tongue my nether regions, you sad ass knockers. It's a holiday!

This Guy is a major LOSER! where did find him? 800-bottomdweller?

wat a douch bag seriusly. this is not fld im looking for come on guyz. wtf. dum ass. i want news not bs

DIGGO THAT WAS SOOOO GOOD!

Today's show was pure YouTube garbage. Come on Fast Lane Daily, I know you guys deserve a day off, but shoot 2 shows on Friday. Too much Derek and not enough cars. Allan K, did you throw him a bone or something? Can't wait for tomorrow and the regular stuff.

hahahah kool episode

Nothing wrong with a Cobalt! :)

How can we say politely, who cares? Where's the news? So much going on now with the 2009 models arriving.

"or maybe he has a big weiner" haha...Derek D is the man, this is prob one of or the best of FLD's special episodes...FLD FTW!

I like that last chicks comment, "I'm sorry". I'm sorry I spent the last few minutes watchint todays episode. FDL, your cars don't move! At least the car magazines drive their cars and rate them with a (mostly) unbiased opinion. I like FLD, but c'mon. Less than 5 minutes of news about cars most people could only dream about. Your audience would at least double if you did what the guys from the other magazines do.

I was at avon by the sea yesterday right next to belmar, I don't think I could have counted all the last gen mustangs if I tried

Looks like nobody likes the Cobalt not even the special edition that DD has... Time for an Audi or BMW or what you think Derek?

wow... nice job on the episode. now i'm starting to realize where all the jersey stereotypes come from... fist pumping. pork bun, roll, ball... whatever it is! derek guidangeles rules!

Hmm...a Persian guy driving a BMW M6...what a surprise. And judging by the guy with the upturned collar, it's still 1984 in Jersey. No wonder why Derek thinks a Cobalt is cool...if he were of driving age in 1984, he'd be rocking a Chevy Citation. LOL Fun show! Do more like these~!

Derek - I know its your home town , but couldn't you have gone to Spring Lake and See Girt? Perhaps you could have caught up with the owner of the 599 that was rolling around there this weekend and spoke to less TRASHY people. Good show nonetheless.

hahaha, funny stuff Derek D!! The girls making fun of your cobalt is classic haha...there are some hot girls in belmar too, i think i need to plan a trip. good special FLD

no lucky with the cobalt lol (''the worst car ever'' xD)(''i dont care!'') lol its time for you to buy a (real) new car. why jF's audi as Blinder Laser Jammers and a CB Radio? i drive a 69 dodge charger....but only at night, in my dreams

lol..interviewing a guido would be like interviewing a mentally special gorilla who is full of them selves..lol