Mercedes AMG E63, Hennessey Camaro HPE550, Bar Stool DUI, Audi RS3- 04/01/2009

Where's Alex Gisela?

So, it begs the question... Where's Alex Gisela?

You kind of made it obvious that it's a trick. The video still had a lot of time when you went off the screen.

The day Derek leaves is the day the stock market goes UP way UP. FLD's economic stimulus

I knew as soon as you got serious on April Fool's it was a gag, but gotta say you actually faked it very well there... so was that just 'cause aside from the leaving part you were sincere, or has you got acting abilities we didn't know about? Hmm... Oh, and without you I would drop the FLD habit, which is already proving harder to sustain now that FLD isn't on Series 2 TiVos anymore :(

* Am I the only honest one around here? Actually, u got me for jst a bit about 1/2 a second. I started to feel bad bkz we were asking what happened to the girls? Then I thought; 'Why dont they replace Matt instead?' So seriously, WHERE ARE THE GIRLS??? They are always so bubly & cheerful & smiley!!! And they're not hard on the eyes either, dats 4 sure! :D ~ Hennessey? How many law suits against him? CLEPTOMANIAC! You can buy your own Supercharger, Turbo, {or Twin Turbo} , no problemo! Why go with HIS wheels, when you can get your own? Body kit? Why bother when its already got the Cd of Al Gore?

Mercedes is now officially the boxy equivalent of Lexus

I agree with Papachester....Derek, you have one of the best personalities on a car show this side of the atlantic. I knew you were kidding about leaving, but I'm pretty sure if you left, I'd stop watching FLD...Do top gear America, but keep with FLD...it only takes 5 minutes out of your day right??

u gotta b kidding me that was ur aprl fools joke srsly? lol total fail

I was ready for the April Fools joke.

I knew it was a joke when you said you were moving on to bigger and better things. There is no such thing... :)

We knew you weren't going anywhere DD. We own you. Besides after Alex broke our hearts by leaving you woudn't do that to us. Would you?

wow d... maybe your april fools joke would have worked better if you didnt mention that it was apirl first in the beginning of the episode... also, why would audi make a ttrs and have its performance numbers match the tt, and why would you say this while you were supposed to be talking about the a3rs? just a suggestion: maybe you should layoff the redbull laced crack before the show so that you can talk gooder.

The TT resembles a Z.

Love Foam Fingers. Hate the phrase Hot Hatch. No such thing.

I had always thought you and Matt Farrar would have been great hosts of the US version of Top Gear.